incretable advventure

How to turn a siple jorney to Holland into incretable adventure

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1 TAKE A VINTAGE "2 horse" "CITROENE" WITH A BROKEN ROOF

2 BECAUSE THE ROOF IS BROKEN YOU CAN'T TAKE A HIGHWAY

3 TAKE AN ALTERNATIVE ROADS THROUGH MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

4STOP IN THE SUPERMARKET AND BUY FOOD AND DRINKS FOR A PARTY ,BEING PREPARED TO SPEND AROUND 50 EURO, DISCOVER IN THE CASA, THAT YOUR BILL IS 137 EURO

5 GET LOST IN ANWERPEN, DRIVE THROUGH CENTER IN A WRONG DIRECTION

5 MAKE SURE YOUR MOTOR WILL ALMOST FALL AP PART

6 CALL TECHNICAL SUPPORT, WAIT BEFORE HE ARRIVES, PAY 200 EURO.

7 AFTER FIX, STOP AT GASOLINE STATION AND MAKE SURE THAT CAR WILL NOT START AGAIN BECAUSE FIX WAS TEMPORARY

8 CALL TRANSPORTER,WAIT FOREVER BEFORE THEY ARRIVE9 GET YOUR CAR TAKEN TO GARAGE IN THE VILLAGE, WHERE YOU HAVE TO PICK IT UP SOMETIME NEXT WEEK AND YOU HAVE LITTLE IDEA HOW AND WHEN TO GET THERE TO HAVE YOUR CAR BACK

9YOU WILL STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR REPARATION

10 CALL THE CUB- WAIT FOREVER BEFORE HE COMES - SPEND ANOTHER 50 EURO

11 ARRIVE TO THE PARTY, WHEN IT'S ALMOST OVER AND EVERYBODY GOING HOME.

12 DRINK 20 ENERGY DRINKS AND PERFORM A MONOLOGUE ,LASTING WOOPING 10 HOURS,WHILE YOUR FRIENDS WONDER ,WHEN YOU WILL FINALLY STOP AND THEY CAN SAY A WORD.

13 SLEEP WITH THE "PSYCHOLOGY" BOOK AND YOUR FRIEND ON ONE BAD

14 HAVE A PRESENTATION OF AMAZING 3D MONITORS AND A V_DISC)

FROM YOUR BELOVED FRIEND AND FUTURE BUSINESS PARTNER MARTEEN.

http://www.visionair3d.com/

15 DRINK SOME MORE COFFEE AND ENERGY DRINKS AND TALK FOR ANOTHER 10 HOURS, PRESENT A PROJECT PLAN , CONTRACT AND IDEA FOR A COMPANY,THEM SUDENLY REALISIND THAT TOLKING ABOUT BUSISINES WITH DUTCH IT'S LIKE TEACHING RUSSIANS TO DRINK VODKA OR TELLING FRENCH ADOUT WINE ,OR TEACH HARDWORKING WEST FLAMISH FARMER TO WORK HARD OR ITALIAN ....:)

TRYING TO SOLVE PROBLEMS OF YOUR FRIENDS, RELEASING , THAT IT IS YOUR OWN PROBLEMS AS WELL AND GET ENLIGHTEN AND HIGH, GO TO OTHER ROOM TO MEDITATE FOR 20 MIN IN THE ROOM WITH THE

SPIRITUAL PAINTINGS FROM

MAARTENS GIRLFREND EMELY

AND THE "SCRFACE" POSTER.

16 ON A WAY BACK TO HOME, (BY BUS AND A TRAIN WITH TWO TRANSFERS) FORCE YOURSELF TO SPEAK NETHERLANDS (OF WHICH YOU UNDERSTAND 0.5 PERCENT)AND MAKE AN AMAZINGLY DEEP CONVERSATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MAGE ABOUT MODIGLIANY AND PICASSO ,THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER.

17 MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS ON A TRAIN.BUT NOT START CONVERSATION AND REGRET IT AFTER

18 GET HOME AND REACTIVE AN A MEDAL FOR A MIRACLES YOU PERFORMED.