25.2.06

Anal probe






Anal probe it's one thing you can't avoid when being abducted by aliens,
or
so we are told by many victims of alien abduction . It seems that the aliens travelled the freaking distance of 90 light years just to solve the mystery of the human ass.
Or is it only the way they can communicate with us?
Or is it some kind of misunderstanding ? Do they think we enjoy it? Or they try to exchange their superior technology with us this way?
Nevertheless, when the sore from the anal probe becomes more bearable
you start to see that there is a nice part of all this whole abduction experience.
When taking aboard the alien ship you can see your home planet from Space.

THIS IS YOUR HOME


When aliens finally dump you back , be it in Sahara, Altai Mountains, Morocco, Canada or Mexico - you finally realise ,that IT IS your home planet and suddenly feel home everywhere - in Beirut ,New York or Moscow.
And then for the rest of your life you trying to understand why humans still kill each other over the concept of "borders" or so called "religion" .
And this is probably why superior civilizations still prefer to communicate with us through
our ass. Maybe one day they will speak to humans, but not before we change our ways to handle the miracle of life.

DR.KEY REAL

23.2.06

MAGIC

Reprogram your brain.

See it as a huge bio-computer.It's a miracle of the universe: The most complex structure known to us (till now) And if there are no severe hardware problems (and even this can be fixed - other parts taking care of malfunctioning sections) normally, it should work for you, and not against you. It shouldn't hurt you with negative emotions, not bring extra suffering in your life and not search for extra troubles, and not create paranoid delusions. On the contrary: it should protect you and make your life prosperous and productive.

How many times did you do something you regret, because your brain worked against you ?

Ok. So first erase the unnecessary data - the things useless for now and the future - the ballast of traumas and bad memories.
Why? Because there is no such thing as a time machine (so far) and whatever happened in the past can't be changed. It's why it is useless to speak or think about the past (it is where modern past- analysing psychology went wrong), unless you can extract some lessons or positive information from it.
So take all this trash you don't need and put it in one folder, select and Shift+Delete.

Now check all installed programs. Remember that you were born with an almost empty hard-disk - just a few basic instincts.

What and to whom are you trying to prove something ?
Find folders "parents", "school", "friends", "family","publicity" "lovers", "coworkers", "neighbours" - and other influences , also -"self-destructive habits and addictions", " strange behaviour patterns", "paranoia" - go through the files and uninstall the unnecessary executables.

You can also go to Tibet and completely reformat the hard drive, but for many this will be too extreme ;)

And now look! Your brain is suddenly working for you (and the ones you care), staying absolutely calm and focused, working day and night (while you sleep, or smoothly running in the background) with the optimizing and healing programs, taking care of your emotional balance, health and prosperity. Call it intuition, or subconscious mind, if you want.

It's a pretty good and expensive piece of hardware, you know, - use it properly and don't f*** it up with too much natural or synthetic chemicals. :)



Clarke's Third Law : ANY SCIENCE OF A SUFFICIENTLY HIGH LEVEL IS
INDISTIGUISHABLE FROM MAGIC .


Relax. Stop being a control-freak. This Universe is such a big place! There are forces much more powerful than you.
And you will never know from where it can strike. The things you are afraid of never happened. Other s*** does happen, which you had no idea of, isn't it ?

Your mind is constantly trying to protect you, but try and control your paranoia. When S*** happens, just act.

You even can't control your own d***, or your temper and even your liver or stomach :) What a strange idea it is to control other peoples behaviour or minds, especially before you can manage your own.

Sometimes looking at the sky and standing in front of these powers (including your own inner powers), the best thing is
to be humble and just ask...

20.2.06

Love your neighbor



There is something in a Bible about loving your neighbour.




"Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself"—Matthew 19:19.


Many verses of this book were misunderstood and get lost from translation to translation,

but
this particular message is very important to me. It is most challenging thing to love somebody
who is close to you, or who is sharing certain facilities with you, as everybody knows,

but since humans are definately social animals and used to live in tribes – to tribes we come back , while family values are
«under construction» and our female comrades in arms

trying to figure out what to do with all this freedoms suddenly possessed by them.



OUR HOUSE





MOVING


ILYA


DAVE AND LAURENT

LAURENT THE "PROTECTOR" AKA "FRENCHWOLF"


6.2.06

Be a love generation



(the frame from the Bob Sinclair's -"Love generation") the clip is here

http://www.silverblack.azzaroparis.com/popup/index.html "voir le clip" and after "HAUT DEBIT"

and this is the song for Korg OASIS music workstation showcase.

you can listen while reading, if you are into fusion jazz.

We call it "Love embrace us all".

http://www.korg.co.uk/downloads/multimedia/L_E_A.mp3



Did you actually consider to stop entertain yourself in front of monitor and actually get yourself a relationship?





I know it's dangerous.
Fear of rejection

It is expensive in terms of time and money ( all these drinks, film tickets and presents )
You can hurt yourself emotionally or your partner
leaves you.
But still...

OUR LOVERS ARE THE BEST TEACHERS.
No Indian guru will fix you faster than your lover.

First you will realize (looking at yourself through the eyes of him or her) how much your life sucks.
But most interesting, you will actually DO something.
To change it. Few things are more powerful than sexual instinct.


All this civilization was built because of nagging women (or man he-he).
By humans who wanted to...

Few dangers known to us...


1 "Black hole people" - you can give and give and nothing comes in return and during the sex they normally act as dead bodies - waste of time, sooner or later you will feel completely empty, because circulation and exchange of energy are important.


2 "I was abused and now it is my revenge on all mankind" people - they will punish you for something that happened in their past - run!


3
Guilt - imposing "queens" - female or male - they manage to make their friends or lovers feel guilty better them any mother.Before you know it you owe them something, or you are too late , or didn't keep the promise (please just try not to promise anything, say -"we will see") , or you didn't call, or you didn't pay enough attention to them.They are very inventive and powerful.They will call you "ungrateful" or "selfish"
after they give you something, so be careful not except favours from them in beginning. Say "I know your tricks - do not try to make me
feel guilty , I owe you nothing"

4 people who don't love themselves. Those with low self-esteem will ask you "Why me" because they actually can't believe that someone can just love them "What do you want from me ?I am so miserable Ând you must be even more pathetic".


5 And finally simply "vampires" - they will make you do things for them, empty your wallet and suck you dry -leave you when you are empty and the most important: such creatures are even proud of doing so. Beware.



LOVE FOR SALE!

When I watch MTV with all this gangster rap, I want to quit my job, become a mobster and start to sell drugs to school kids, have all this golden chains, flashy apartments and swimming pools, cool cars and most important: the "HUMS"


******drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharinÂ’
All their money got me wearinÂ’
Fly gearrr but I ainÂ’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givinÂ’
So I keep on takinÂ’
And no I ainÂ’t taken
We can keep on datinÂ’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps, My hump, my hump, my hump, My humps they got u, She s got me spending.(Oh) Spending all your money on me and spending time on me.Shes got me spending.(Oh) Spending all your money on me, on me, on me

Sorry, f*** you bitch, I'd better buy Playstaytion, it's more fun . All this porn I can get for free...

BUT WAIT, this is not new.
What about the old song as you have heard from Nina Simone

"Love for sale, Appetizing young love for sale. Love that's fresh and still unspoiled, Love that's only slightly soiled, Love for sale. Who will buy? Who would like to sample my supply? Who's prepared to pay the price, For a trip to paradise? Love for sale

Let the poets pipe of love in their childish way, I know every type of love Better far than they."

Check it out - nothing changed.

Yes , relationships are expensive, yes ,relationships are more expensive than the professional services.

BECAUSE
YOU CAN BUY SEX
BUT NOT LOVE. It is such a cliché.
Definition of love?
It is when you do something for somebody
AND DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING IN RETURN.
It is not a market.

YOU ARE ALONE

NOT WHEN NOBODY LOVES YOU,

BUT WHEN YOU DON'T LOVE ANYBODY.

So zip you trousers up, go on the street or online and find somebody - man or woman (or both -we are very tolerant people here)



IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND IMPROVE YOU
BE A LOVE GENERATION NOT A HUSTLER - BITCH THING.