28.2.09
Happy birthday, Barbie.
Philosophy of "Shit happens"
Buddhism(click me): If shit happen - in fact it is not really the "shit".
Hedonism(click me): There is nothing like good shit occurred.
Hinduism(click me): This shit has happened before and before and before.
Mormons(click me): If this shit even happen?.
Stoicism(click me): This shit makes me only stronger.
Islam: If the shit happen - then it was the will of Allah.
Catholicism: Shit happened because God punished us for our sins.
Calvinism: Shit happened from what we have not enough hard
worked.
Protestantism: Let this shit happen to anyone. Save your own shit.
Russian Orthodox: Shit happened? and "huy" with it ....
Hare Krishna: "Shit-shit-happened-
Atheism: I ain't see any Supreme Shit! Where are you? ...
Existentialism: What is a "shit", in fact?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Subjective solipsism: Shit - it's me!
Objective solipsism: Shit - it's you!
Haynlaynism: We all - shit!
Pessimism: Shit is permanent! Shit was, shit is and sit always will be.
Sigmunt Freud : Shit event occurred in childhood.
Jung: What happened is that shit represent the archetype of a Grate Mother.
Carnegie: Sure, shit already happened with me,nothing to be ashamed.
Bern: This shit even happened with my grandmother.
Gestalt approach: What do I matter to shit this.
all the time and expecting shit to manifest.
Japan: If shit happened - it must work harder and robotize it.
USA: To make shit more comfortable, you need to invest an additional $ 1.5
trillion. Let's add some more shit.
Russia: Shit will not happen to us,
UPS: If shit happened, we need to enforce the gas
security.
China: You didn't see what kind of shit we had before!
Georgia: We have no asses!
Ukraine: All the shit have to pass trough our territory.
The Best professions.
Drug addicts , prostitutes and Mozart.
As the activists say, the music starts to irritate both the perpetrators and calm distorbing elements of public morality so heavy, that they are leaving the park. In addition, the music will make walking more pleasant for others, when there remove criminal elements.
One local resident told that this idea is not new. According to her, in a park in Florida has decreased crime by 40 percent since the park began to translate the classical music via speackers . Similar experiments are conducted in some Canadian and Australian cities.
However, as noted musicologist from the University of California, Robert Fink (in an interview with the agency, it seems that the authorities in Harford not support very desperation in the fight against crime. "Beethoven did not save you" - warned the scientist, adding that one should not perceive the great composers of the past as a disinfectant and insect repellent.
Meanwhile, the city of Hartford has not yet endorsed a plan proposed by residents and not decided who would fund the concerts for drug addicts and prostitutes.
Out of Africa."Zeul the Alien" is cold.
---I know it is expensive, but put your hitting on, for crying out loud!!!!
27.2.09
Sound engeneer jokes
26.2.09
Don't bit off more tham you can chew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
Smile.
20.2.09
Dear Iran.
Dear
Can you please do with your nuclear obsession because we hardly believe you need atomic power to light your kitchens.Ok let's be honest about it- it' all started long time ago, when Americans installed Shach.
It seams you have enough oil to play around.
Why not become a peaceful, full of recourses, nation like, let's say, peace-loving and gas and oil possessing
They are even not a member of EU. They are so independent, that it's actually scary.
So stop to
give all kind of reasons to "bomb the shit out of you",
Unless you are paid
by the same
Guys, who make weapons and need an excuse to do so.
BOMB,BOMB,BOMB,BOMB,BOMB
Another thing, - if you want to promote your Religion, please stop hanging publically young boys for inserting their penis in a "wrong" places.
(According to some studies (of Persian pre-fundamentalist poetry) anal sex is not so exiting “to die for”, unless it's forbidden.)… or stealing an apple on a market so to say..
Stoning people to death instead of hiring a lowyer for divorce is actually not really 21 century custom either.
Who is really “getting off” on hanging people publically, or are you so afraid of any opposition?
Not exactly sign of strength. Do you really want someone to come to your country and teach you their vision of “democracy”, by killing and torturing your people, but this time not in name of your God, and in waste numbers… so to say?
(We understand ,– people of Europe and America performed worse atrocities in a name of “All Loving God”, but now it’s a bit “out of fashion” lately.)
It is really bad publicity, didn't you get it?
Can you hire some really professional people to do your Public Relations
and diplomacy of an Islamic Republic (of merciful God)?
You don't like
So become clear about it - burning American or Israeli flags is exactly what CNN and Fox news want you to do.
We don't like what happened to
So join the positive forces of the Planet in search for common Solutions and please in a name of whatever Supreme Power you choose to believe - stop to be "pain in the ass",
or "Axis
of evil" or "
Persian and another nations living on your territory after British made it so, have a lot to be proud off.
(Hire us – we even managed an alien to be elected…Democratically.)
The Survival guide of a modern wizard. "The unconditional love"
Survival guide of a modern wizard
"The unconditional love" from the "Teachings of Zeul" DR.KEYREAL TM
You are being loved .
Unconditionally.
All the time
Day and night
Even if you are been very, very "naughty".
Take a deep breath - do you feel it?
"shhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Whatever you do you will not "piss us off"
because we know who you are,
and why you are here.
"Conditional" love isn't love at all -
it's a "bazar"
"I love you,
so shut up and do what I say!"
You, humans are really funny ,
when it comes
to a relationships.It is where you
getting confused all the time.
Since when your personal
"well being",
your emotional conditions
should depend on others,
even the most close friends,
lovers and family?
Everyone is heaving
the very own "journey".
You don't posses each other,
you come together for the purpose of
co-creation,
so plezzzzzzzzz stop blaming
one another of being
"not perfect" and focus
on your own "life - work".
(it's actually not a work, but "ok"..)
They will see how well are you doing
(shining in your own "goodness") ,
change or go away,- so what?
Nobody knows.
You can't
explain - it is
really "Your Own
Jorney"
Sorry :)
Life supposed
to be fun.
It was your
own wish.
But you don't
remember.
Or you do?
and another time,
when you will be born?
16.2.09
The survival guide of a modern wizard
It’s not import at all where you are, it’s interesting where you going from here.
There is no need to become
It’s not importaint
Though your actions can
(Be honest – it always did, even if you “asked”
When you listen with patience,
When you “work”, sleep or rest,
When you feel, that the time is moving too fast,
Just move in direction of your desire,
It’s where you are going
With all the wonders,
It is not possible to “waste”
Invention”, as the” linear universe”
Act now – there is no “tomorrow”!.......(or don’t ;)
"Station"1. | Fear /Grief /Depression /Despair /Powerlessness |
"Station"2. | Insecurity/ Guilt/ Unworthiness |
"Station"3. | Jealousy |
"Station"4. | Hatred/ Rage |
"Station"5. | Revenge |
"Station"6. | Anger |
"Station"7. | Dis couragement |
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