22.4.09

To my friend and his beautifull wife,from here to eternity...


The quest for happiness keeps us occupied; we all want it, we know that it will fulfill us, and we know that we need to do something in order to get it. However, we will have a hard time finding a structured approach to reach this happiness for "...ever after," which is a very carefully chosen expression and gives us a sensation of eternity, as opposed to something that stops at the end of our physical lives. Koen , my fellow wizard just got married.I played some piano....

So, how do we rise above our situation that is limited by our genetics, the society we live in, and the esoteric pleasures that are offered to us? We may reach a certain level of happiness for a limited time, but is there a way to reach the "ever after" of happiness?

The ancient wisdom of Kabbalah can give us an interesting perspective on this classic phrase. The fact is that on an individual level we will not find an answer on how to reach this everlasting feeling of happiness since our happiness depends on that of others.
"Unity of the society is the source of happiness and well being, whereas separation between people is the source of all miseries. All fortunes and well being depend only on the drawing together and unification of the global community."
Dr.KeyReal

21.4.09

The computer blues.


That is how my laptop looks after 7 month of reparation in a very caring hands. All that I asked was to fix audio out and the power plug. Hope some day I will dedicate a symphony or even an opera to this local 754 euro disaster. or just maybe they will be able to screw it back....some day...So many screws - so little time...

The weather is sp good and we are inside - in the round window studio

Roma Kim, the PRODUCER click to know more, he is mixing all the stuff, somtimes adds something from himself....oh dear,,,










While My Guitar Gently Weeps


















this is Hell







Size Doesn't Matter (A Heather Wells Mystery) (A.K.A.: Big Boned) (Paperback)

6.4.09

De identieke broek


The Fate?, Synchronicity?
How come me and Mark came to Art Academy dressed in the same "Armani" funcy pants?

DO NOT CRITISIZE YOUR FELLOW ARTISTS


DO NOT CRITISIZE YOUR FELLOW ARTISTS!!!!!!!!.

24.3.09

Divinity 2 website.


Learn more about this amazing coming soon on +X-box or PC near you-- "proud to be Belgian" game from Larian -- relatively small group of the "creative wizards", driven by "The Mighty Lar" himself.(find more--this guy "makes history" since 1990;--possibly one of the extreme cases of the Flemish persuasive Power)

"The Smokers inhale -The Dragons --spit!!!!"

Go dragons,Go -- Tell me what you think of my "title song"...


Quick guide to EMO for concerned parents and educators.



Please don't worry, nothing new -weird mix of "punk", "new wave" and"Gothic" for first look, but we gonna investigate it further.Hope eyeliner-wearing  don't scare you either - you survived the 80s yourself!.Hair as rule is dived "Gothic-black", the long bangs is a must, but there are some exceptions.-

Probubly you hate the "emo" music or look ,but this is all the point - every new generation of teens try to "piss-off" the parents cloth and music- taste wise, as hard as they possibly can and You were no different.Quick guide to EMO(click to know more) (from "emotional") for concerned parents and educators.
How to spot if your beloved son or daughter turned this way?Check the MP3 player -
"My Chemical Romance"  can be among the "suspects".
This is "sad-funny"-

Russia Looking To Ban Goth And Emo Music And Websites

from the overreact-much? dept

The history of modern culture is littered with examples of older generations freaking out and having moral panics concerning the culture of younger generations. In the US, while much of the focus these days is on video games and social networks, in the past it's included certain types of music and comic books as being threats to children. Over in Russia, it appears that their latest moral panic is around goth and emo music. However, it's become so "bad" thatlaws may be passed to ban both types of music as well as regulate websites about the music (found via Digg). It includes all the typical "but think of the children" type quotes. The politician who introduced the legislation calls the music a "dangerous teen trend," a "social danger" and "a threat to national stability." 

If this sound ridiculous, don't laugh too hard, because politicians around the world have made similar claims about any variety of other pop culture trends they just didn't understand. But, at some point, you would think some of these politicians would look at history and get a sense of how ridiculous they're going to look a few years from now for blaming a particular pop culture phenomenon they don't understand for "a
threat to national stability."(!!!!!)wow!!!

16.3.09

Connecting to the past."Master"


Recently find the "Master" spot on"MS" -a  few grate songs, including the rare track in English.

Make no mistake,- the first from the right on the second row is your "humble servant" - Kirill.

..And this is "Master" recorded life in 1987 !!!(most of you were born this year or so:)
Although this is not the most keyboard-minded song :), I can see myself on this clip for a few seconds -
headbanging and jumping madly, while singing the back vocals.


15.3.09

"New man".Graduation workshop for the multimedia school.

This is a loose cover of the song "Noviy Chelovek" written in Soviet Union by Arkadiy Ostrovskiy and Lev Oshanin.

Belgium based "Interbellum Project".-
Kirill Pokrovsky.Roman Kim.Timur Changareev.

This are the lyrics, translated more or less accurate  -

"Twenty years will pass,  forty years will pass 
Time is moving forward faster them ever. 
New man will come to the Earth
Hearing as land rings. 
Feeling how earth keeps worm, 
New man will come to the Earth  

For him, I burned, fought, 
And, as God created this world -- 
The world of a glass palaces, and the sea blue, 
And the fire, and the green grass. 
He will come to this festival of lights -  
A man of our day tomorrow, 
And for all that we  live on the planet, 
He will thank you and me. 

Two hundred years will be,
Three hundred years will pass, 
Through the mist and light,
Through heat and ice.
Hearing as land rings. 
Feeling how earth keeps worm, 
New man will come to the Earth ." 

4.3.09

Woody Allen -dr.keyreal

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the Universe 
when it's hard enough to find your way around Ghent." 

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work...
  I want to achieve it through not dying."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen

Feeling good all the time?

Jerry and Esther Hicks
Feeling good all the time?
Abraham (Hicks) once told -"If you feel Bad and don't do something about it, don 't worry (:)) it will become Worse."

3.3.09

Russian humor.(in tradition of LEO TOLSTOY)

"im not a doctor but ill take a look"

How do you feel with all this "crisis" rap going arround? 
- Like "Tampax" - in a good spot in a bad time ...

-Lord, Semenych, do you know how I love Uryupinsk, what the sweet memories and the best hours of my life connected with this marvelous place! 
-Have you been there a long time ago? 
-I do? No newer.But my wife and mother in law goes there often!

"guitar hero" on pc and with midi, - sweet!



Neversoft, developer of Guitar Hero 3, says Guitar Hero World Tour will allow users to compose their own music on their PCs and then port their creations to the game. Aspiring artists will be able to compose full MIDI tracks and import them into the game using Guitar Hero World Tour's "Music Studio" mode. PS3 gamers will be able to port full tracks to their console, while "hardware issues" will limit Xbox 360 toting musicians to the drum track only.

28.2.09

Happy birthday, Barbie.







Happy birthday, Barbie.(click me)



SHE IS 50
Maybe she represents all you hate about "materialism" of your beloved woman, or a sexists stereotypes, but let's be honest - she is quite sexy- kinky as well.


...and what about (little) girls and ponies?
(when they grow up - they want a real one)



She couldn't miss Middle Eastern market, didn't she?






OK, most of kids in some point try to undress them..We didn't have 
Barbi's in CCCP, our dolls were bigger and somehow more realistic..
Of course...
She "evolves" with time and fashion from "ma'am" to "SM"


Be careful, young Ken Carson,or you can soon find yourself serving like a pony, as your "princess"
builds her" perfect" "plastic" world.



Philosophy of "Shit happens"

"Wall Street Bull(click me)" - the popular touristic attraction" NY



Philosophy of "Shit happens"


Confucianism(click me): Confucius teaches: «Shit happens». 

Buddhism(click me): If shit happen  - in fact it is not really the "shit".
 
Hedonism(click me): There is  nothing like good shit occurred. 

Hinduism(click me): This shit has happened before and before and before. 

Mormons(click me):  If this shit even happen?. 

Scientology(click me): Dianetics will help you to see this shit more clear.

Stoicism(click me): This shit  makes me only stronger. 

Islam: If the shit happen - then it was the will of Allah.

Catholicism: Shit happened because God punished us for our sins.

Calvinism: Shit happened from what we have not enough hard 
worked. 

Protestantism: Let this shit happen to anyone. Save your own shit.

Judaism: Harah ,And why is this shit just happens always to us? 

Russian Orthodox: Shit happened?  and "huy" with it .... 

Hare Krishna: "Shit-shit-happened-
 Rama-Rama."
"some shit happened-Hare-hare." 

Atheism: I ain't see any Supreme Shit! Where are you? ...
 
Existentialism: What is a "shit", in fact?

Free Masons: We planned this shit for thousands of years.

Marxism: "Das Scheiße" Shit-eaters unite!

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit

Subjective solipsism: Shit - it's me! 

Objective solipsism: Shit - it's you! 

Haynlaynism: We all - shit! 

Pessimism: Shit is permanent! Shit was, shit is and sit always will be. 

 Sigmunt Freud : Shit event occurred in childhood. 

Jung: What happened is that shit represent the archetype of a Grate Mother.

Carnegie: Sure, shit already happened with me,nothing to be ashamed.
 
Bern: This shit even happened with my grandmother. 

Gestalt approach: What do I matter to shit this.

"Positive Thinking" Don't think about shit,don't think about shit.

"The Secret" -I attracted this shit to my life, by focusing on the shit
all the time and expecting shit to manifest
.

Japan: If shit happened - it must work harder and robotize it. 
USA: To make shit more comfortable, you need to invest an additional $ 1.5 
trillion. Let's add some more shit.
Russia: Shit will not happen to us,
yes it happend!!! we need to rebuild its architecture. Nanotechnology!!!!.
UPS: If shit happened, we need to enforce the gas 
security. 
China:  You didn't see what kind of shit we had before! 
Georgia: We have no asses! 
Ukraine: All the shit have to pass trough our territory.
Girls are very pretty.
Poland - We stuck again in the shit between two Superpowers.
"New European" and the Baltic states - Maybe Western shit tastes sweeter at first , but shit is still a shit.
North Korea and Iran - Let's produce some shit, so
they will start to respect us and pay to us, if we don't shit, like they do to Pakistan.
(May end up in deeper shit.)
Flanders - Shit is a good fertilizer!
Walloons - Let's put all shit together in one pail and ask our comrades from the North to deal with this.
Germany - Shit? Wunderbar !!!, - we always liked the kinky sex.
France - Shit happens to bloody Anglo-Saxons - "Merde" -happens to us.
(dr.keyreal)

The Best professions.

You can not rely on good luck, and get to choose and search for new classes pragmatically. The site JobsRated came top of the two best professions in the United States. Authors take into account all main factors: working conditions, income, level of stress and strain. It turned out that in contemporary America is best to be a mathematician. In the top ten included historians and biologists, but on the twelfth place was the profession of a philosopher. Worst of all had to taxi drivers, seafarers and doctors "ambulance". Because the rating can learn a lot of curious and instructive. For example, a bank security guard (25 seats) to be nicer and cheaper than the dietitian (53 seats), while the repair of musical instruments (37 seats) is usually quieter and wealthier than the piano tuner (76 seats). Finally, the designers of clothing (87 seat) can only envy cabin attendants (78 seats).

Drug addicts , prostitutes and Mozart.

In Hartford, Connecticut, United States, residents of nearby homes to call in the city park the transmission of works by Mozart and Beethoven, to expel from the prostitutes and drug dealers, said on Saturday agency Associated Press. 

As the activists say, the music starts to irritate both the perpetrators and calm distorbing elements of public morality so heavy, that they are leaving the park. In addition, the music will make walking more pleasant for others, when there remove criminal elements. 

One local resident told that this idea is not new. According to her, in a park in Florida has decreased crime by 40 percent since the park began to translate the classical music via speackers . Similar experiments are conducted in some Canadian and Australian cities. 

However, as noted musicologist from the University of California, Robert Fink (in an interview with the agency, it seems that the authorities in Harford not support very desperation in the fight against crime. "Beethoven did not save you" - warned the scientist, adding that one should not perceive the great composers of the past as a disinfectant and insect repellent. 

Meanwhile, the city of Hartford has not yet endorsed a plan proposed by residents and not decided who would fund the concerts for drug addicts and prostitutes.

Out of Africa."Zeul the Alien" is cold.


---I know it is expensive, but put your hitting on, for crying out loud!!!!
,or
.I will spend all day in a bath.
Your species coming out of Africa (click to know more)
(precisely from Kayia) - you are the tropical beasts, (thin hands, no fur, (almost)-
even the testicals are  well outside for ventilation)
so why
the heck you moved so much to the North, 
lost the pigmentation,(very ugly), made your nose longer
(what is undoubly ugly),  forgot an ability
 to move your heaps during
 the dancing and the" love making" 
and spend your time in
 an uncomfortable houses,
you can't even  heat ?
(how much "personal space"
do you need if you at the office all the time anyway,
and your kids are at the school or in front of the computer?)
(in overage you spend half of your earnings
and time for the shelter and the heating)

Who told you,that cold, fresh air is healthy?
Cold is "asking" your body to spend tons of energy for
especially during the sleep.
and "the fresh air" - oxygen "burns" your
body sells, turns them to cancer 
and destroys it with a "free radicals".

Eat more "green",plants (vegetables and fruits
spend so much dealing
with oxygen - they have powerful "antioxidants (click to know more)

Do you know why people in polluted megalopolises and on a mountains live longer?
- Lower levels of oxygen!!!!!.

Stupid Humans!!!!

See thou in the sauna.

27.2.09

Sound engeneer jokes

If you want to know, what your toddler
 really think about you, just take your
"home video" and slow it down...