Russian humor.(in tradition of LEO TOLSTOY)

"im not a doctor but ill take a look"

How do you feel with all this "crisis" rap going arround? 
- Like "Tampax" - in a good spot in a bad time ...

-Lord, Semenych, do you know how I love Uryupinsk, what the sweet memories and the best hours of my life connected with this marvelous place! 
-Have you been there a long time ago? 
-I do? No newer.But my wife and mother in law goes there often!