Islam: If the shit happen - then it was the will of Allah.
Catholicism: Shit happened because God punished us for our sins.
Calvinism: Shit happened from what we have not enough hard worked.
Protestantism: Let this shit happen to anyone. Save your own shit.
Judaism: Harah ,And why is this shit just happens always to us?
Russian Orthodox: Shit happened? and "huy" with it ....
Hare Krishna: "Shit-shit-happened-
"some shit happened-Hare-hare."
Atheism: I ain't see any Supreme Shit! Where are you? ...
Existentialism: What is a "shit", in fact?
Free Masons: We planned this shit for thousands of years.
Marxism: "Das Scheiße" Shit-eaters unite!.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Subjective solipsism: Shit - it's me!
Objective solipsism: Shit - it's you!
Haynlaynism: We all - shit!
Pessimism: Shit is permanent! Shit was, shit is and sit always will be.
Sigmunt Freud : Shit event occurred in childhood.
Jung: What happened is that shit represent the archetype of a Grate Mother.
Carnegie: Sure, shit already happened with me,nothing to be ashamed.
Bern: This shit even happened with my grandmother.
Gestalt approach: What do I matter to shit this.
"Positive Thinking" Don't think about shit,don't think about shit.
"The Secret" -I attracted this shit to my life, by focusing on the shit all the time and expecting shit to manifest.
Japan: If shit happened - it must work harder and robotize it. USA: To make shit more comfortable, you need to invest an additional $ 1.5 trillion. Let's add some more shit. Russia: Shit will not happen to us,
yes it happend!!! we need to rebuild its architecture. Nanotechnology!!!!. UPS: If shit happened, we need to enforce the gas security. China: You didn't see what kind of shit we had before! Georgia: We have no asses! Ukraine: All the shit have to pass trough our territory.
Girls are very pretty.
Poland - We stuck again in the shit between two Superpowers.
"New European" and the Baltic states - Maybe Western shit tastes sweeter at first , but shit is still a shit.
North Korea and Iran - Let's produce some shit, so
they will start to respect us and pay to us, if we don't shit, like they do to Pakistan.
(May end up in deeper shit.)
Flanders - Shit is a good fertilizer!
Walloons - Let's put all shit together in one pail and ask our comrades from the North to deal with this.
Germany - Shit? Wunderbar !!!, - we always liked the kinky sex.
France - Shit happens to bloody Anglo-Saxons - "Merde" -happens to us.