Anal probe it's one thing you can't avoid when being abducted by aliens,
so we are told by many victims of alien abduction . It seems that the aliens travelled the freaking distance of 90 light years just to solve the mystery of the human ass.
Or is it only the way they can communicate with us?
Or is it some kind of misunderstanding ? Do they think we enjoy it? Or they try to exchange their superior technology with us this way?
Nevertheless, when the sore from the anal probe becomes more bearable
you start to see that there is a nice part of all this whole abduction experience.
When taking aboard the alien ship you can see your home planet from Space.
THIS IS YOUR HOME
When aliens finally dump you back , be it in Sahara, Altai Mountains, Morocco, Canada or Mexico - you finally realise ,that IT IS your home planet and suddenly feel home everywhere - in Beirut ,New York or Moscow.
And then for the rest of your life you trying to understand why humans still kill each other over the concept of "borders" or so called "religion" .
And this is probably why superior civilizations still prefer to communicate with us through
our ass. Maybe one day they will speak to humans, but not before we change our ways to handle the miracle of life.