Guide to understand surreal Belgica and the mysterious soul of it's inhabitants.
chapter from "Earth
- the platet of naked
by Zeul the Alien.vol 12 943.
As observing the third planet of Solar-system at night, you can wonder about a "spider net" of the bright lights in a Middle of North-West-European part of Eurasia. Yes, they illuminate the road tracks,as part of the "practical ways" to use the electric power of the nuclear plants, as humans didn't find yet the way to accumulate electric power at hours ,when demand is lower.
This is Belgium - the home land of some 10,666,866 humans (2008) and territory about 30,355 km² (that number will significantly diminish after the "Grate flood")
"Young couple"(1830 A.C) of two Frank tribes,marryed after defeat of Napoleon, differ only by Latinization of "Mother Wallonia"(as it happened between" two brothers" -French and Germans after separation many years before) constantly quarrying about the money (taxes)and misunderstanding of the verbs.Previosly poorer,but now proud,hardworking "Father Flanders",doesn't want to pay "child support" for many adopted "Mother's Wallonia" "Unfit children", even dispite her outstanding beauty (Arden mountains,forests and rivers )
She used to be bit "bitchy" to Flanders (in it's relatevely poor past),she used to push her "mother tong" in inapropriate places, but she was defiantly supportive during her "Congo-Rubber-Bongo" Golden Age.
Obviosly "Grandpa Brussels DC", who used to speak Flemish and lives at "Flemish house" ,but forced to wear "French cloth" by Leopold the Second, will open it's channels and the river and restore his rights,"regain it's soul", but he will not let the couple to divorce,
as he knows, that Wallonia soon will reopen her "mining treasures", provide home for escaping from the " Great Flood" refugees on her hills
and language problems will be solved by "The Common Human Language Communication Act".(sipmlified English)
"Foster children" will be politely forced to "Integrate" - accept 350 Belgian beers (and actually start drinking it), their women will be politely asked not to remind about "being special" fashion speaking,at least at the public places.
( although "Belly dance" will be finally accepted under strong supervision from anti-terrorist groups) and all should be forbidden to "call names" and misbehave against this tolerant Father and Mother,who provided welfare,warm shelter and food for them.
Maybe they also will be asked(regardless religion fate and sexual orientation) to work for a common good of the Nation, from witch they carry a social security number and a driver "license to kill".
Any carbon based life forms should visit Belgian restaurants, ( French sometimes still remember how to do it, but...) and also spend at least around 250 Earth years among this mysterious people, who appreciate beer and wine equally
.To be continued...
Try to understand me right.
I love American people and admire the technological and cultural achievements of this grate nation.
In fact it's quite ironic, to criticize this country, using it's own creation -PC and Internet.
But why, all the world have to suffer from American latest trend to almost completely deregulate it's own and international Financial Markets?
Wall Street did it again and this time for good, according to most of experts this crisis is the worst in recorded history.
indeed is the charismatic and well spoken man, especially compare to his "mumbling" predecessor, who was elected for a second term (amazing what you can sell to the ignorant people)
Let's not forget that EVERY ELECTED INDIVIDUAL IS JUST A PUBLIC FACE OF POLITICAL AND ECONOMICAL FORCES ,WHO PUT HIM OR HER IN POWER IN A FIRST PLACE.If you have time to research list of contributors to his election
campaign ,you will be amazed.
And when you take a good look at his new appointed Economic Board, you will see exactly the same people, who prepared and pass trough Congress infamous "deregulation" papers in 1999 and therefor are directly responsible for this banking downfall ,for which you and me and all the world has to suffer.
Thank you very much, well done.
And because it's Global(wink, wink) there is no escape ,unless you prepared to emigrate to other planet.