DON'T STAY ON IT'S WAY

zeul told -"To become better and more advanced human beings and create better environment around you, from any given moment (because past doesn't matter and can't be changed)- it is what your brain trying to do.Do not stand on it's way ;)"

SOME OF YOUR KIDS ARE MONSTERS

ZEUL TOLD ;"SOME OF YOUR KIDS ARE LITTLE MONSTERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE COPY OF YOU, DEAR "LOVING PARENTS"

IF CLIP WILL NOT OPEN _ RIGHT CLICK ON THE LINK, COPY IT AND PASTE ON THE ADDRESS BAR OF YOUR BROWSER
http://asterix.autoctrl.ugent.be/humor/supermarkt.mpg

ATTENTION SELFISH SINGLE MOTHERS
- IF YOU HAVE A BABY BOY

- GET YOURSELF NEW HUSBAND OR MAN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE DO NOT REPLACE YOUR MISSING MALE, AND NOT SPOIL YOUR SONS SEND THEM TO BOARDING SCHOOL WHERE THEY AT LIAST CAN LEARN SOME SOCIAL AND SURVIVING SKILLS.IF NOT, YOUR CONFUSED SON WILL FOREVER LOOK FOR SURROGATE FATHER, OR SECRETLY WEAR FEMALE DRESS FROM YOUR CUPBOARD;) AND BECOME A "SISSY-BOY", OR A HOMOFOBE, FIGHTING HIS OWN TENDENCIES.
MALE CUB NEEDS EXAMPLE OF MALE BEHAVIOR FROM VERY EARLY AGE.
GET YOUSELF A MAN, HILDA , EVEN IF GOVEREMENT PAYS YOU MORE THEM A MAN YOU LEFT CAN PROVIDE"

AND IF IT'S TOO LATE, JUST DEAL WITH THIS AND LET THEM BE" Zeul and Dr.Keyreal

SELF_IRONY SAVED THE PLANET

THIS PICTURES FROM http://insideabubble.be/ ZEUL FIND SO FUNNY, THAT HE ASKED ME TO REPOST IT HERE WITH COMMENT -"THE ONLY REASON WE DIDN'T DESTROY YOUR PLANET ALREADY IS THAT YOU HAVE SENSE OF SELF - IRONY, EVEN THE MOST PROUD AND MACHO OF YOU (like a Mafioso from "Analyze this":)

Zeuls T-Shirt collection model 1

Zeuls T -Shirt collection model 1

Back -"Quantum mechanics rock"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Mechanics

Front - "If everything is just an illusion, I prefer a nice one, please" Zeul TM Dr.Keyreal TM


(He also proposed to call the chain of pasta restaurants
"Holy Macaroni", but for obvious reasons his idea was dismissed by Rome. )

zeuls test:" What if you discover , that your doctor has the same problems as you are."

a) Change the doctor.

b) Trust the doctor even more.

Tell me who is your friend and i will tell you who you are.Part 2

It's Lynn, my "secret friend" - she is lovely,she is a hard worker, she is fun , she is INSIDE A BUBBLE

http://insideabubble.be/

friendship

zeul told"I know, that you are not a child, but I want to remind you, that a real friend it's not the one, who say so, but the one, who makes you feel good and supports you.

Watch the actions not a words.

I don't like to liberate the slaves and reabilitate abused ones.

So who your friend and who is not?"

DREAMS AND ACTIONS

Zeul told:-"If anything,that you do on your planet make sense?

For instance , how can you punish the people for their dreams or curiosity, however strange it can be?

We prevent the crime , you create a "criminals" and punish them.,

burn them, hang, electrocute,imprison, torture, destroy there social life.

If they lucky to come back from your institutions - they are even more angry,

antisocial and learned more skills from inmates;There will be always couple of violent psychopath -

but there place is in hospital with doctors.

An what your polititions do - is scaring people and use any chance to to play political games and gain more power from every "crime scandal"

If you spend all this money and energy on lifting your stupid taboos and educate your kids on all aspects of life from very early age and

make life of the people easer and more prosperous in general ,we will stop to do anal probe, when we abduct some humans to try to teach them a lesson.

LOVE AND PEACE YOU NEED, FREAKY POWER SEEKING CREATURES.

YOU ARE SO FULL OF HATE, BUT LITTLE YOU KNOW, THAT WHEN YOU HATE OTHERS FOR SOMETHING ,THAT YOU DON'T DO - SHOWS, THAT YOU ACTUALLY HATE AND FIGHT SOMETHING INSIDE OF YOURSELF

Wish you a lot of patience and tolerance towards each other, or else "kiss good bye shiny ass of your civilization" -we give you 100 years maximum;

FIND AND FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY

I also often dream of stealing planet or two, I think it would be way cool But I don't do it out of principles of my blue blood ,education and good taste"

Jaguar presentation

Kirill invited on Jaguar cars presentation.

Not a vehicle but a symbol off success and power, - will be nice as a company car :) :) :).

The car engineer and his Polish wife : "Vi govorite po russki?"

Nice to meet some friends

Enemies

Zeul told : "You can't be loved by everyone,

in fact some people will dislike you for the same qualities other will love you.

Some will be jalous, some angry without a reason.
Do not make enemies.Turn your enemies to your teachers - learn from them."

PRESENTATION FROM ELECTRONIC ARTS

Kirill and Martijn represent a Larian team in EA event organized by http://www.globalimage.be/

Nobody cares

Zeul told -"Stop worrying about what other people think or say about you.

In fact, nobody cares about you at all. I read their minds.

Most of the time people just think about there own lives and problems small and big.

Even if you are on the front page of the news,

by next week it will be well forgotten;-)

And, besides you are not Madonna or Michael Jackson, aren't you?"

erasing bad memories

A single bad experience can burn into a person's brain

Erasing bad memories could ease anxieties.

performance 19 march

MAN IN BLACK -Tony as a manager protecting Kirill from overexited funs ;)
Obviously happy audience.Camera man was a bit tipsy, and Kirill was a bit tired, but seams everyone had a lot of fun.

for some time

Zeul told me;-"Trust me, dinner in an expansive restaurant and staying in a large cold castle with someone, who is useful, but not loved by you, and probably even doesn't like you, but because you "have to" is much less desirable them being with somebody you love, and being loved back in a little room ,with a dinner, containing bread and jam.(at least for some time ;) ;) ;)"he-he-he

Ketnet from VRT

My name is a bit misspelled:)
But "Kyrill" is also way cool. And ,hey, I am on TV !!!!.Thanks to all good people of VRT , Larian team -producers David and Fillip.

Idiot you are

Zeul told me : 'You must immediately stop and try to "bribe" humans with material gifts and favours.'

If you need love this is not the way it works.
You will make them paranoid. They think "What does he want from me?" Stop it - not even candy or a cigarette.

(Do not throw pearls to cats)- unless asked, of course.Trade.
They don't understand anything else. YOU CAN'T BUY LOVE OR FRIENDSHIP.
Either you are loved or you are not.
The Point.
Whatever you do.

In a world, where even husbands and wives have separate bank accounts - your behaviour looks not only suspicious but stupid.
"What an Idiot you are."

Why Zeul is staying in Flanders - interview with Holodian info-chanel

I often ask myself: 'what I am doing here?' Gent - http://www.use-it.be/gent/eng/
Yes, I love my job, - but people...We shouldn't paint entire nation in one colour - there are cultural tendencies, based on history - ages of farming, occupations by foreign forces, and fighting "city against city" and finally Catholicism. There are practically no natural reserves in the country, so everything is done with enormous difficulties and requires a lot of work. Sometimes they simply have no time for friendship or something else, and still somehow they manage to do some activities after day of hard work.
and amazing enough - the economy is doing well. But this is the core of the problem - in countries with developed economy - life standard is too high and they just want more and more - hugging strangers is out the of question in this rat race ;)
Just look at how many bills and loans they have to pay. Then you will understand. Even unemployed people manage to have oversized houses and cars. Yes, they are not very "frisky"even a hug or kiss is considered to be strange (unless everybody is drunk, of course - with the excellent Belgium beer).
.Be honest with them - they will appreciate it. They are super polite, so you never know what is behind a "friendly" smile. We are all made of a flesh and blood and there are nice exceptions in every culture (I am trying to find a few one here... if not - I will go away).
Consider "mysterious Russian soul", like my russian friend Kirill (whom even Russians can't understand :) ) - or the famous "Spanish temperament" (as my Spanish girlfriend) as just a different culture, but even East and West Flemish are completely different, not mention Walloon people...
We are living in big global village and if you want a warm hug then go to Russia or Thailand -( this things are not for free here ;) ) .

And above all - I like this country and I like these people, maybe more than they like me, or they just do not know any way of showing it ;).

Thank you for your interest and I hope you enjoyed interviewing me.
Zeul over and out, for now ;)

You can't take care of someone who doesn't care about you

Zeul told me: "Trow away the ungrateful bastards and bitches - and in absence of a real "lover", become a lover to yourself".
By the way, the thing you call "love", isn't love at all. Somebody seduced you, bewitched you, hypnotized you and took control over your heart (or more precisely your brain), sometimes with a purpose (just for sex or using your favours and services), sometimes without realizing it they put a spell on you and then maybe left you bleeding, being afraid of what was done.
Love is inside of you - the object doesn't matter. Often you "fall in love" with someone (anyone!!!) because you convinced yourself "I am in love" through self-hypnotic suggestion. It's a terrible waste of time and energy and some part of you knows that it will pass, like all your previous "crushes". Remember you first "passions"? Where are they now? In which garbage bag of your memory? These people mean nothing to you now, but totally occupied your mind at the time. It's all in the brain. "Out of sight - out of mind". Take a deep breath and say "It's over - I have to move on with my life, maybe there were some nice moments, but now it's over". You tried your best - it didn't work. Maybe it is even your own mistake, maybe you have a so called "bad character". It doesn't matter. Do not ever humiliate yourself.

You can't take care of someone who doesn't care about you.

It is strictly forbidden and considered to be a sin on our planet. So redirect this feeling to yourself: - buy yourself nice presents (flowers ?), give good care to your body, take aromatic bath, clean your place, read a book, watch a movie or do something creative - paint, make music, meet other people, entertain yourself, enjoy your own company (it's a best company anyway), cook delicious meals, do to yourself anything you would do to one you passionately "love". Get rid of the spell cast upon you or by yourself. You can be sexy and attractive in any (I mean it) age and in any social condition (having money or material attractions or not). Wait - and when you are ready, new "lovers" will come like a metal to magnet, because you will project such a happiness and calm - they will smell the nice food you cook for yourself and your new nice aftershave or perfume..."

Dr.Key Real and Zeul
Open your mind, and as you, humans, often say: "there are plenty more fish in the sea" or we say "there are plenty of stars in Space" ;).

when it is too much of everything -"random is good"

Zeul told me: "Humans never before had so much TV shows,
books, movies, news, music, computer games and data available to them. So we have to watch movies and read in fragments, take"shortcut" in conversations, multitasking.Sometimes "random" is the best choice - otherwise you will become the "librarian" and you lose too much time searching. Relax and pick up from your shelf the first thing you see - and usually it works."

We spend 8 hours a day to perform social functions, plus time for transportation, we have to clean, do the housework, wash, shop, prepare food and eat, repairer our stuff, take care of the body -maybe some sports, do something creative,visit family, have relationships,do papirwork,help friends and have sex and finally sleep another 8 hours minimum -when? 24 only 24

No free advice

Zeul told me: " Stop giving advice, especially when not asked and never for free, humans are stubborn and proud - they will just hate you for this.Take care of yourself. Let them be. Everybody has to learn from their own mistakes... oops... that was advice... grrr" :)

do not cook at other people's kitchens

Zoul told me: "Do not cook in other people's kitchens, ever. They will probably appreciate the food and tell you, but they blame you for the mess you left. And they will say it in public. Like it is a big deal - such terribly ungrateful, guilt-imposing creatures humans are" :)

Recording in "shoe-box room"

Piter ("Dry Livers") and Kurt during recording of musical for kids

Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you who you are. Part 1

my friend Zeul.

Places we like to go out. Part 1: Charlatan.

http://www.charlatan.be/