Jaguar presentation

Kirill invited on Jaguar cars presentation.

Not a vehicle but a symbol off success and power, - will be nice as a company car :) :) :).

The car engineer and his Polish wife : "Vi govorite po russki?"

Nice to meet some friends

Enemies

Zeul told : "You can't be loved by everyone,

in fact some people will dislike you for the same qualities other will love you.

Some will be jalous, some angry without a reason.
Do not make enemies.Turn your enemies to your teachers - learn from them."

PRESENTATION FROM ELECTRONIC ARTS

Kirill and Martijn represent a Larian team in EA event organized by http://www.globalimage.be/

Nobody cares

Zeul told -"Stop worrying about what other people think or say about you.

In fact, nobody cares about you at all. I read their minds.

Most of the time people just think about there own lives and problems small and big.

Even if you are on the front page of the news,

by next week it will be well forgotten;-)

And, besides you are not Madonna or Michael Jackson, aren't you?"

erasing bad memories

A single bad experience can burn into a person's brain

Erasing bad memories could ease anxieties.

performance 19 march

MAN IN BLACK -Tony as a manager protecting Kirill from overexited funs ;)
Obviously happy audience.Camera man was a bit tipsy, and Kirill was a bit tired, but seams everyone had a lot of fun.

for some time

Zeul told me;-"Trust me, dinner in an expansive restaurant and staying in a large cold castle with someone, who is useful, but not loved by you, and probably even doesn't like you, but because you "have to" is much less desirable them being with somebody you love, and being loved back in a little room ,with a dinner, containing bread and jam.(at least for some time ;) ;) ;)"he-he-he

Ketnet from VRT

My name is a bit misspelled:)
But "Kyrill" is also way cool. And ,hey, I am on TV !!!!.Thanks to all good people of VRT , Larian team -producers David and Fillip.

Idiot you are

Zeul told me : 'You must immediately stop and try to "bribe" humans with material gifts and favours.'

If you need love this is not the way it works.
You will make them paranoid. They think "What does he want from me?" Stop it - not even candy or a cigarette.

(Do not throw pearls to cats)- unless asked, of course.Trade.
They don't understand anything else. YOU CAN'T BUY LOVE OR FRIENDSHIP.
Either you are loved or you are not.
The Point.
Whatever you do.

In a world, where even husbands and wives have separate bank accounts - your behaviour looks not only suspicious but stupid.
"What an Idiot you are."

Why Zeul is staying in Flanders - interview with Holodian info-chanel

I often ask myself: 'what I am doing here?' Gent - http://www.use-it.be/gent/eng/
Yes, I love my job, - but people...We shouldn't paint entire nation in one colour - there are cultural tendencies, based on history - ages of farming, occupations by foreign forces, and fighting "city against city" and finally Catholicism. There are practically no natural reserves in the country, so everything is done with enormous difficulties and requires a lot of work. Sometimes they simply have no time for friendship or something else, and still somehow they manage to do some activities after day of hard work.
and amazing enough - the economy is doing well. But this is the core of the problem - in countries with developed economy - life standard is too high and they just want more and more - hugging strangers is out the of question in this rat race ;)
Just look at how many bills and loans they have to pay. Then you will understand. Even unemployed people manage to have oversized houses and cars. Yes, they are not very "frisky"even a hug or kiss is considered to be strange (unless everybody is drunk, of course - with the excellent Belgium beer).
.Be honest with them - they will appreciate it. They are super polite, so you never know what is behind a "friendly" smile. We are all made of a flesh and blood and there are nice exceptions in every culture (I am trying to find a few one here... if not - I will go away).
Consider "mysterious Russian soul", like my russian friend Kirill (whom even Russians can't understand :) ) - or the famous "Spanish temperament" (as my Spanish girlfriend) as just a different culture, but even East and West Flemish are completely different, not mention Walloon people...
We are living in big global village and if you want a warm hug then go to Russia or Thailand -( this things are not for free here ;) ) .

And above all - I like this country and I like these people, maybe more than they like me, or they just do not know any way of showing it ;).

Thank you for your interest and I hope you enjoyed interviewing me.
Zeul over and out, for now ;)

You can't take care of someone who doesn't care about you

Zeul told me: "Trow away the ungrateful bastards and bitches - and in absence of a real "lover", become a lover to yourself".
By the way, the thing you call "love", isn't love at all. Somebody seduced you, bewitched you, hypnotized you and took control over your heart (or more precisely your brain), sometimes with a purpose (just for sex or using your favours and services), sometimes without realizing it they put a spell on you and then maybe left you bleeding, being afraid of what was done.
Love is inside of you - the object doesn't matter. Often you "fall in love" with someone (anyone!!!) because you convinced yourself "I am in love" through self-hypnotic suggestion. It's a terrible waste of time and energy and some part of you knows that it will pass, like all your previous "crushes". Remember you first "passions"? Where are they now? In which garbage bag of your memory? These people mean nothing to you now, but totally occupied your mind at the time. It's all in the brain. "Out of sight - out of mind". Take a deep breath and say "It's over - I have to move on with my life, maybe there were some nice moments, but now it's over". You tried your best - it didn't work. Maybe it is even your own mistake, maybe you have a so called "bad character". It doesn't matter. Do not ever humiliate yourself.

You can't take care of someone who doesn't care about you.

It is strictly forbidden and considered to be a sin on our planet. So redirect this feeling to yourself: - buy yourself nice presents (flowers ?), give good care to your body, take aromatic bath, clean your place, read a book, watch a movie or do something creative - paint, make music, meet other people, entertain yourself, enjoy your own company (it's a best company anyway), cook delicious meals, do to yourself anything you would do to one you passionately "love". Get rid of the spell cast upon you or by yourself. You can be sexy and attractive in any (I mean it) age and in any social condition (having money or material attractions or not). Wait - and when you are ready, new "lovers" will come like a metal to magnet, because you will project such a happiness and calm - they will smell the nice food you cook for yourself and your new nice aftershave or perfume..."

Dr.Key Real and Zeul
Open your mind, and as you, humans, often say: "there are plenty more fish in the sea" or we say "there are plenty of stars in Space" ;).

when it is too much of everything -"random is good"

Zeul told me: "Humans never before had so much TV shows,
books, movies, news, music, computer games and data available to them. So we have to watch movies and read in fragments, take"shortcut" in conversations, multitasking.Sometimes "random" is the best choice - otherwise you will become the "librarian" and you lose too much time searching. Relax and pick up from your shelf the first thing you see - and usually it works."

We spend 8 hours a day to perform social functions, plus time for transportation, we have to clean, do the housework, wash, shop, prepare food and eat, repairer our stuff, take care of the body -maybe some sports, do something creative,visit family, have relationships,do papirwork,help friends and have sex and finally sleep another 8 hours minimum -when? 24 only 24

No free advice

Zeul told me: " Stop giving advice, especially when not asked and never for free, humans are stubborn and proud - they will just hate you for this.Take care of yourself. Let them be. Everybody has to learn from their own mistakes... oops... that was advice... grrr" :)

do not cook at other people's kitchens

Zoul told me: "Do not cook in other people's kitchens, ever. They will probably appreciate the food and tell you, but they blame you for the mess you left. And they will say it in public. Like it is a big deal - such terribly ungrateful, guilt-imposing creatures humans are" :)

Recording in "shoe-box room"

Piter ("Dry Livers") and Kurt during recording of musical for kids

Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you who you are. Part 1

my friend Zeul.

Places we like to go out. Part 1: Charlatan.

http://www.charlatan.be/

Responsibility take must, power-seeking freaks you are.

drkeyreal (tm)

Say yes to no

galabal ehsal

Love youself

Zoul told me-"However strange it seems and however difficult it is, - first learn to love and respect yourself (and I am not talking about ego or "self -esteem", but a love), take good care of yourself, and only then your love to others will be not selfish and you will spread good intentions without desperately asking for return"

Anal probe

Anal probe it's one thing you can't avoid when being abducted by aliens,
or
so we are told by many victims of alien abduction . It seems that the aliens travelled the freaking distance of 90 light years just to solve the mystery of the human ass.
Or is it only the way they can communicate with us?
Or is it some kind of misunderstanding ? Do they think we enjoy it? Or they try to exchange their superior technology with us this way?
Nevertheless, when the sore from the anal probe becomes more bearable
you start to see that there is a nice part of all this whole abduction experience.
When taking aboard the alien ship you can see your home planet from Space.

THIS IS YOUR HOME

When aliens finally dump you back , be it in Sahara, Altai Mountains, Morocco, Canada or Mexico - you finally realise ,that IT IS your home planet and suddenly feel home everywhere - in Beirut ,New York or Moscow.
And then for the rest of your life you trying to understand why humans still kill each other over the concept of "borders" or so called "religion" .
And this is probably why superior civilizations still prefer to communicate with us through
our ass. Maybe one day they will speak to humans, but not before we change our ways to handle the miracle of life.

DR.KEY REAL

MAGIC

Reprogram your brain.

See it as a huge bio-computer.It's a miracle of the universe: The most complex structure known to us (till now) And if there are no severe hardware problems (and even this can be fixed - other parts taking care of malfunctioning sections) normally, it should work for you, and not against you. It shouldn't hurt you with negative emotions, not bring extra suffering in your life and not search for extra troubles, and not create paranoid delusions. On the contrary: it should protect you and make your life prosperous and productive.

How many times did you do something you regret, because your brain worked against you ?

Ok. So first erase the unnecessary data - the things useless for now and the future - the ballast of traumas and bad memories.
Why? Because there is no such thing as a time machine (so far) and whatever happened in the past can't be changed. It's why it is useless to speak or think about the past (it is where modern past- analysing psychology went wrong), unless you can extract some lessons or positive information from it.
So take all this trash you don't need and put it in one folder, select and Shift+Delete.

Now check all installed programs. Remember that you were born with an almost empty hard-disk - just a few basic instincts.

What and to whom are you trying to prove something ?
Find folders "parents", "school", "friends", "family","publicity" "lovers", "coworkers", "neighbours" - and other influences , also -"self-destructive habits and addictions", " strange behaviour patterns", "paranoia" - go through the files and uninstall the unnecessary executables.

You can also go to Tibet and completely reformat the hard drive, but for many this will be too extreme ;)

And now look! Your brain is suddenly working for you (and the ones you care), staying absolutely calm and focused, working day and night (while you sleep, or smoothly running in the background) with the optimizing and healing programs, taking care of your emotional balance, health and prosperity. Call it intuition, or subconscious mind, if you want.

It's a pretty good and expensive piece of hardware, you know, - use it properly and don't f*** it up with too much natural or synthetic chemicals. :)



Clarke's Third Law : ANY SCIENCE OF A SUFFICIENTLY HIGH LEVEL IS
INDISTIGUISHABLE FROM MAGIC .

Relax. Stop being a control-freak. This Universe is such a big place! There are forces much more powerful than you.
And you will never know from where it can strike. The things you are afraid of never happened. Other s*** does happen, which you had no idea of, isn't it ?

Your mind is constantly trying to protect you, but try and control your paranoia. When S*** happens, just act.

You even can't control your own d***, or your temper and even your liver or stomach :) What a strange idea it is to control other peoples behaviour or minds, especially before you can manage your own.

Sometimes looking at the sky and standing in front of these powers (including your own inner powers), the best thing is
to be humble and just ask...